Jim and Pam.
Ross and Rachel.
Jon Snow and his aunt.
A red-hot outfielder and the bottom of the NL West barrel San Francisco Giants.
There are a few “will they” or “won’t they” storylines that will go down in history. While the latter might be a direct toss up for fans’ warranted frustration, it still completes the quixotic pattern, especially if the Giants continue on the path that they’re on. And what path does that happen to be? Well, their season start can be roughly compared to what you would find at the bottom of an adult diaper after “gas station sushi night” at your local nursing home.