Do you hate August? It’s okay if you hate August.
The San Francisco Giants have yet to win in August. For all we - mere plebeians who cannot travel into the future, and hopefully wouldn’t even if we could - know, the Giants will never win a game in August again. They may go 0-27. It could happen. It probably will happen, and then we’ll all sit in a corner and cry, wondering why the team didn’t trade Will Smith and Madison Bumgarner, while noted baseball hater Rob Manfred descends upon the team, states that they’re an embarrassment, and promptly moves the franchise to Tulsa.