Madison Bumgarner would throw a million pitches to help the Giants win another World Series. Luckily, he won't have to.
Okay, the headline is written. Now I just have to figure out the opening, supporting paragraphs, general ideas, and ending. Should be a piece of cake. Here are all the reasons I'm glad that the Giants are going to miss the postseason this year.
- Well, you see, uh, it's like this.
- You know.
- I guess I'll see my family more and stuff, they seem nice.
- I'll be filled with choking rage during the Dodgers/Cardinals NLCS, but that's still probably healthier than the general stress of a deep postseason run.