Here are the Giants’ Emmy winners

The 70th Primetime Emmy Awards aired on Monday night and congratulations to all the winners. Thing is, they did not compete against the San Francisco Giants. Mainly because the Giants were ineligible for academy consideration as they are a baseball team and not a television program.

And yet... the Giants do play on TV. What if they had been eligible? I think they would’ve cleaned up. Let’s go through the main categories and award the appropriate Giants winner.

Oh, and given that baseball is not life or death, we must accept that the Giants could only be a Comedy Program. As far as we know, the Giants aren’t killing their competitors in the drug business or coming to terms with the existential…