It’s Players Weekend around baseball starting today, and that means new uniforms! It also means nicknames on the uniforms, which means that we get to go through all the nicknames (even the guys who are injured or in the minors, because hey, why not?) and put them into categories. And the first category is...
THE BORING
Steven Duggar: DUGG
Nick Hundley: HUNDO
Pierce Johnson: P.J.
Derek Law: D-LAW
Evan Longoria: LONGO
Mark Melancon: MEL
Joe Panik: J.