Johnny Cueto has allowed one run to the Padres in 27 innings in three complete games this season. That's pretty good.
Business idea: Candy necklaces with the date of a hilariously fortuitous win printed on them. After a game like Monday's, you order the necklace, and you wear it around your neck until the next ultra-miserable loss. When it happens, you take the necklace off and eat it, piece by piece, remembering that there are games when the baseball gods are far kinder and gentler.
When the necklace is finished, you'll have sugar in your system and the memory of a game the Giants didn't have to win.