Another day, another potential home loss. But! Johnny Cueto is on the mound today, and even though Madison Bumgarner’s presence there last night did absolutely nothing to steer the Giants out of their abject awfulness when playing at Oracle Park, today is a new day, and maybe what this ungrateful bunch of San Francisco haters need is a good ol’ shimmy-shake to un-suck at home.
Or maybe the Giants are just a bad team. Then again! They’re up against an equally bad team. You might argue an even worse team, but after the Marlins win today* it won’t feel like they’re worse than the Giants.