If you wanted to know what it would feel like for time to move in reverse, then tonight was the game for you! Not only was it soul-crushingly slow, but they broke records! Not good records, of course, but records nonetheless! It was the most runs ever allowed by the Giants at Oracle Park. They also hit the same batter three times, tying the major league record. If you’re going to lose in a way that feels as though we, the fans, were personally being punished, do it in a historic manner. That’s been my motto since 2016.