You’ll excuse me for being brutally honest, but what with it being the best policy and all, it seems worth pursuing. Here goes.
The San Francisco Giants and Atlanta Braves played a very boring baseball game on Wednesday, which resulted in the latter beating the former 3-1. You know a game is boring when the most exciting moment was a heat-seeking missile to Atlanta’s manager’s asymmetrical punching bags.
This had to hurt pic.twitter.com/xCLuA8fI8G
— SF Giants on NBCS (@NBCSGiants) July 4, 2024
With apologies to Brian Snitker’s presumably-retired babymakers, one scrotal contusion does not an exciting baseball game make.