Giants lose in unamusing fashion, 3-2

I know not everyone is a fan of games streamed on Facebook live. As a writer (and a lazy person), however, I love it. At my disposal, I have tens of thousands of baseball minds that would put Jeff Long, Jonathan Judge, Harry Pavlidis, and Ben Lindbergh to shame. I barely even have to watch the game because I can let these intellectuals do my analysis for me.

Truly, this opportunity to bring a stadium’s worth of baseball minds is a great advancement for America’s past time.

It’s already helped to bring the game overseas.