There’s not much to say that isn’t said in the headline. Honestly, I could just say the headline again here in the body of the article and I think that would suffice for a recap.
Here, let’s try it.
Giants honor franchise legend Madison Bumgarner by letting him dominate them.
Yeah, that works pretty well. The problem is it doesn’t provide all the pertinent details, like full team names and the score, which means if you belong to that funny subsection of sports fans that is reading recaps despite not knowing who the team is playing, and whether this is baseball’s Giants or football’s Giants, you’ll be lost.