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Giants hit so many freaking home runs

Thanking you for spending your Wednesday night dining at the San Francisco Giants new critically-acclaimed restaurant, Dinger Delight.

My name is Brady and I’ll be your host for the evening as we walk through this five-course home run meal of expertly-crafted locale fare.

Our amuse-bouche tonight is the Giants giving up two first-inning runs to the Arizona Diamondbacks. This small bite should leave a delightfully bitter taste in your mouth, which adjusts your palate and sets you up for the rest of the meal.

Our first course is an hors d’oeuvre, which we call Buster Posey.