The San Francisco Giants got shut out for their third home game in a row tonight, losing to the San Diego Padres 8-0.
Honestly, I don’t know what you want to hear about that game. I don’t want to hear about that game and I’m the one writing this.
But to liven things up a bit, let me channel Stefan from Saturday Night Live: “This game had everything!” It just happened to be everything you don’t want.
There was no offense. The pitching left a lot to be desired. There was juvenile defense.