In a sick, twisted way, it almost would have been better for Mat Latos to have thrown a one-hit shutout. Hear me out, I know that's perverted and wrong, but it's a feeling I can't shake. In the past, there have been generally two kinds of Giants vs. Mat Latos games.
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In which Latos sneers and snorts and sliders, and the Giants flail around like a Little League World Series team that runs into a kid with the first A+ curveball they've ever seen. We've seen these games. We've seen many of them. They are not fun.