Giants expend maximum effort to steal series from Diamondbacks

Facebook Watch “broadcast” today’s game and after the latest revelation that Mark Zuckerberg sold all of our personal information to China’s government, let’s take a look at what kind of information China was able to gather about us and the Giants in their thrilling come-from-behind victory in extra innings.

The first thing the People’s Republic of China (PRC) learned is how much Facebook makes off of each viewer of one of their MLB broadcasts.

The red “Live” bar means that Red China is accessing the information and that “32.4K” next to the eyeball is China seeing how many thousands of dollars Facebook makes off of you watching the game. So, I made Facebook $32,400 just by spending an…