Sometimes it seems like Evan Longoria is the only one who knows anything around these parts.
It sure felt that way when he blasted a first-inning home run to give the San Francisco Giants a 1-0 lead over the Detroit Tigers.
My my, what a reasonable thing to do! What a surefire way to secure runs! Why didn’t anyone else think of that?
Longoria got in on some interesting third-inning action, too, though it didn’t score a run. But it was weird. And funny. And weird.
Did I mention weird?