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Giants blow another ninth-inning lead, watch as their own beating heart is pulled out of their chest and thrown to the ground as it flops around and pulses as we all lose consciousness

The Giants blew their sixth save in their last 10 opportunities, which is very, very hard to do.

The first thing you need to do is grab an unpaid bill and place it next to you. After every sentence you read of this recap, glance over at the unpaid bill and remember that you’re also in debt. The bigger the debt, the better. Go for the student loans. You just couldn’t stay in-state, could you?

The second thing you need to do is put some mood music on. Maybe Hospice by The Antlers. Anything from Mark Kozelek.