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Giant Bats Overwhelm Frazzled Padres

A game that featured so much offense there are already Tumblr screeds devoted to bringing it down.

The Padres are ingrown hairs. You don't really notice them until you run across them and then you realize there's a sore spot in your life that's been there all along. And then you think you can ignore it, but then it starts causing discomfort, then outright pain. Then you try to pierce it, relieve the pressure, get rid of the damn thing, but that only makes it worse. It bursts and you've got Spangenberg everywhere. The doctor tells you the hair has mixed with the Yangervis and now it's a mild infection.