Every year you get us San Francisco Giants fans over-excited, or overly-distraught based on small sample sizes. Yet, we still love you. This is simply because you’re all that we have. However, we’d be wise to not let you seduce us yet again.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Spring Training. She’s beautiful, she’s gorgeous, she’s riveting. But she does the same thing to us every year. She leaves, in late March or early April, and soon enough we forget her.
So what keeps us coming back? Well, for one thing, she’s great at teasing us. Last year it was with Chris Marrero (she knows how much we love dingers), this year who knows who it’ll be.