From Matt Williams to Dusty Baker, the Nationals are to managers what the Rockies are to ex-Giants catchers.
Dusty Baker walks into a room. In this room are Nationals GM Mike Rizzo and owner Ted Lerner. The room is lit by a single lamp, hanging from the ceiling. Baker sits in a chair just under the lamp.
"Welcome to the interview. We have just one question. The answer will determine your fate."
A bead of sweat moves like a Slinky down the wrinkles on Baker's forehead. A Slinky from the commercial, not the dumb Slinky that never worked when you tried it in your own house.