The story of Dan Uggla is an ancient one, told by generations of parents to generations of children.
"Well, back in twenty-ought fourteen..."
"Papa, wouldn't the ought signify a zero after the twenty, meaning it was the year twenty thousand and fourteen?"
"You shut the hell up and listen to me talk about bad baseball players."The Giants were desperate to try anyone, anyone other than Joe Panik at second base. So they signed Dan Uggla, called him up, and when he was terrible, they felt they had no choice but to turn to Panik, who ripped off his mask to reveal he had been Apollo all along, and led the Giants to a World Series victory.