The bad news is that the Giants lost a game to the Cardinals because Matt Adams hit a broken bat double down the line. The good news is that it’s 2013 again. The Giants are reigning world champions, and they still have another World Series in the tank. Grant Brisbee is still writing for the site. American democracy isn’t an unmitigated terrorscape. It’s a great time!
The actual good news is that this game didn’t go to extra innings. The game had already taken over three hours by the time Adams got his hit.