Brian Wilson was on Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles, so we watched it on purpose

I have never watched Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles before this episode. I will never watch it again. Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles seems to be a show about sociopaths who collectively earn money by taking the audience's will to live from, and transmogrifying it into money for themselves.

WE OPEN on a guy sitting in his office. This is Josh Altman:

You might notice that the main decoration in Josh Altman's office is an enlarged 10 dollar bill. This is because money is a big deal in his life. He likes money.