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Back off the Brandon Belt trade rumors, you jackals

Related Topics: Brandon Belt, Comfort object

You people are sick.

Brandon Belt is a rare bright spot in a dark and terrifying world, a lone shot of adrenaline in a powerless lineup, and you want to take him away from us. Shame on you. Shame on your house. Shame on your ancestors.

Are you peddling trade scenarios about him? SHAME. Are you entertaining crackpot trade rumors? SHAME. Have you needled a Belt fan by talking about how he will inevitably be traded? SHAME.

/wags accusatory finger at Grant, Bryan and Doug.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

That said, sure, it could very likely be the case that he gets traded.