Are you a bad enough dude to win this McCovey Chronicles Caption McContest?

This is a thriving, active community full of imagination, hard opinions on lunch, and breaking Golden State Warriors news. It’s that first quality I’d like to exploit for the purposes of our mutual entertainment.

You’ve seen other caption contests out there, but few have been called a Caption McContest, and for good reason — it’s a dumb name! But I think it will produce great results. Here’s what I want you to caption:

You can quote both sides of this conversation. You can tell a short story. You can use a rejected New Yorker caption of yours, if you want.