This is the third consecutive year I’ve written one of these fan guides, which means this is the third year the San Francisco Giants have not made the MLB postseason.
In the words of the inimitable Jon Miller: “Bummer, dude.”
Admittedly, they’re getting a little repetitive. The same teams seem to be leaving the Giants in the dust year after year. The same anxiety around whether this will be the year the Hollywood Donglers face off against the Bronx Jankees — or whatever those teams are called — in an objectively “good-for-business”, star-powered World Series for the twelfth time in history and the first time since 1981 has already started rattling around my insides
This is a guide, but also a prayer.