Well, that sucked. Don’t even try to pose as a hardcore football nerd by saying “I prefer a good defensive battle.” No one believes you, and SB 53 wasn’t that anyway.
This game stank from the coin toss to Greg Zuerlein’s missed field goal — the second shank of the game in a dome. The halftime show was the worst ever — seriously, the Up With People medleys of 20-year old pop songs were more entertaining. Even the commercials sucked.
Gritless Jared Goff choking massively on the biggest stage shouldn’t have surprised anyone.