“Why Your Team Sucks” returns for a 2019 edition

It’s back and thank the football gods! Every year, Deadspin puts together an NFL season preview series called “Why Your Team Sucks.” Rather than going the analyst route and beating things over your head on why a team should or shouldn’t make the playoffs, Deadspin goes out of their way to be as negative as humanly possible. As Fooch said last year, the better the team or expectations, the better the article.

Drew Magary took his shots at the 49ers Tuesday and I figured I’d drop some of my favorites. Drop some of yours in the comments as well as the reader emails:

• Calling Richard Sherman a “now-obvious sleeper cell agent for the Seahawks” after his illegal contact penalty on 4th and 19 kept the Packers offense on the field for the eventual win.