The Patriots and Eagles may be the class of the NFL this season, but they receive only middling grades when it comes to their uniforms.
Which threads are hideous and which have a kick-ass aesthetic? Here's a 1-32 ranking in which I tried very hard to insult your favorite team.
32. Buccaneers. Like a clock radio exploded on your grandmother's Jimmy Carter-era sofa. Even Bucco Bruce thinks these are ridiculous. Bring back the creamsicles.
31. Jaguars. Good news: The Jags reportedly are ditching their infamous two-tone helmet in 2018. Bad news: Their new uniforms will focus on the color teal.