The San Francisco 49ers are not at all doomed, because they have Jimmy Garoppolo, who is also not at all doomed. Everything is great. The sun is shining. Birds are chirping. I’m predicting a 16-0 season at the very worst next year. I’m on the hype train after that 49ers win over the Houston Texans.
Alright ... so that’s not true. I’m not making fun of people who are excited, mind you, I’m just honestly not sure how to be positive about things anymore. It feels so weird and alien to me.