Are you a Niners fan? Your team is screwed. It genuinely brings me no pleasure to report this. I am not a 49ers fan, but I’m also not a 49ers hater. I’m as neutral a party as you can find in a decidedly un-neutral world, and so I bring an objective viewpoint to an area where it’s sorely needed. As such, I have watched the tape to crunch the numbers to arrive at this dramatic but sober conclusion: You guys are royally f—ked.
And it’s not merely because you just allowed Geno Smith to pull a Joe Montana and beat you at the gun on Sunday.