Mayor of Punterville here.
Citizens, we almost hit absolute disaster this week when our great hero, Mitch Wishnowsky landed on the non-football injury list. The issue was tweaking his back. While Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch were not concerned, we, the citizens were. Our hero may have a statue erected, he may have history books, and even a whole foods in his city, but we are not ready to speak of him in past tense.
Luckily in just a couple days we found he was back and good to go. This was a back issue sustained from lifting weights per John Lynch, so we’ll see what happens.