It's almost August and training camp is ab--DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Tomorrow, the rookies and quarterbacks will report for the early-goings of San Francisco 49ers training camp. Actual 49ers players will be doing actual things related to football that we might see at some point in the coming months. This is great, it means the offseason is soon coming to its end, but it also means that everything is going to collapse and we're all going to be in total chaos and that every single one of you should panic.
I SAID PANIC
There's a chance -- a small chance -- that I'm exaggerating slightly.