Are you ready for some acute gastric distress that would make a 345-pound nose tackle cry for his mommy?
The NFL has you covered. NFL in this case standing for “Noxious Food League.”
Stadiums from around the country are unveiling new and ground-breaking food fare. We’ll save you the time and expense of visiting all 31 venues (the Jets and Giants share MetLife Stadium). As it happens, USA Today has thoughtfully ranked the top 10 rookie food items from around the league.
No. 10. Dungeness crab pretzel (San Francisco 49ers). Knuckle and claw meat mixed with garlic aioli, dijon, and chives on a fresh butter-toasted pretzel baguette.