Now take that rain and dump it onto the as-yet-substandard field on the plains of Santa Clara, and you’ve got yourself some seriously hilarious mess, friends.
By now, the turf at Levi’s Stadium has become its own punchline -– an evergreen (pun intended) laugh-getter along the lines of Pittsburgh’s Heinz Field and many of your finer tar pits, junkyard floors and Great America Parkway.
Oh, we could bore you with the company line on how they are growing vast fields of glorious grass that will turn into the fairways at Augusta National, but hey, that’s the team’s job.