Order! Order! The Sebastian Janikowski Appreciation Society will now come to order.
Feel free to spread out. It appears we have a light crowd here today. As much as I’d like to blame the weather for suppressing the turnout, I think we all know what’s really going on. Sunday was a difficult day for those of us who have thrilled to the Polish Cannon and his exploits over the past two decades. Let’s just rip the Band-Aid off and get it over with, shall we?
First he missed a PAT against the 49ers. Then he kicked off and… He… I can’t say the words.