Mitch Wishnowsky’s hangtime is loooong

You know your weekend can’t start right without some sweet Mitch Wishnowsky news, and as the mayor of Punterville, USA, I’ve got some numbers that begin things the right way.

First from Jennifer Lee Chan:

#49ers rookie punter @mitchwish has been consistently putting ball in the air with at least 4.5 seconds of hangtime. He also has been pinning it into each corner near the end zone.

— Jennifer Lee Chan (@jenniferleechan) August 1, 2019 At least. AT LEAST 4.5 seconds of hangtime for a Wishnowsky punt. That’s .075 minutes. You know what you can do with .075 minutes?

You can put a stamp on an envelope, fill up a cup of coffee, take a slice and a bite of that pizza, or a sip of water. You could…