I’ve tried every avenue to watch the Pro Bowl. I’ve tried drinking games, being inebriated beforehand, sobriety, listening to it while I play Ducktales on NES.
Nothing works.
I can’t say I’ve completely written off the Pro Bowl, but I think I definitely won’t miss it. Maybe it’s the timing, maybe it’s the (understandable) lack of incentive from the players, but the Pro Bowl just doesn’t work. Meatloaf in the background is better than the Pro Bowl in the background.
There’s one thing to take solace from. They got Kyle Juszczyk ‘s name right.