It's soul-crushing when your favorite team doesn't perform up to expectations in a meaningful football game, but it's a unique, special kind of soul-crushing when they don't perform up to expectations in a totally meaningless football game. I shrugged following the Denver Broncos' safety against the San Francisco 49ers, and it was a shrug that came from the deepest, darkest part of my soul. I summoned every single ounce of don'tcareingness and pleasejustendity from within myself, let it well up in unfettered apathy somewhere in my gut and let out the most shrug I've ever shrugged at a football game.