Well, there’s no mincing words about it. Our first algorithmically-selected, value-optimized fantasy football team was a out-and-out bust.
Our alternate Week 2 lineup didn’t fare much better, with our Matthew Stafford-Eric Ebron stack disappointing almost as badly as our Luck-Hilton duo:
However, unless they were employed in a head-to-head matchup versus a lower-order mammal (you know like an aardvark or a bandicoot; not a whale, though… definitely nothing as intelligent as a whale, and certainly not a chimp), it’s not likely either would have made you a penny.