It is a record far more contrived than it is exciting.
This won’t be Tony Gwynn’s final game or Trevor Hoffman’s 479th save.
But it’s better than a kick in the crotch. Or Rosanne Barr grabbing hers.
And it’s pretty much all we have right now.
So, come on. Embrace it.
Get out to Petco Park on Friday night and root, root, root for the home team to hit another home run.
A win? Yeah, you can root for that too, if you want. It might happen. The Cincinnati Reds are coming to town.