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The Padres Facebook page shamelessly flirts with you

There's a blue balls joke to be made here and yet I won't make it.

If you were on Facebook this morning following the Padres, you noticed that they changed their color scheme to brown. Maybe they were following Gaslamp Ball's lead. Maybe they were just trying to make you feel nostalgic. Whatever it was was akin to being out with a lady or gentleman friend that you're interested in and having them bat their luxurious eyelashes at you while mouthing the words, "I washed my underwears".

I mean, what are we supposed to think, Padres?

Shameless.