The time has come for you to take over the main leadership position of the Padres. Ron Fowler has passed his sell-by date, and the team’s newly new direction (as opposed to the last new direction) demands a new face and voice.
Since you are relatively new to San Diego, you will need a deeper understanding of the damaged psyche of the collective Padres fan. Having grown up as part of the O’Malley clan, your experiences with the Dodgers have absolutely no comparison to ours down here.
During your family’s tenure, the Dodgers won six world championships and 13 National League pennants.