Many years ago, I met a girl named Lynn Pham. I liked her immediately. She was cute, sweet, smart, funny. Great hair. I walked around with a big crush on her for weeks. Finally, I summoned up the courage to ask her out. She turned me down, but didn’t make me feel like an idiot for asking. I appreciated that. But nevertheless, she broke my heart.
A long time has passed since I knew Lynn Pham. I’m happily married now, and I haven’t thought about her in years. But I was reminded of Lynn today when the San Diego Padres played the St.