*figuratively
Did you watch today's Padres game? If so, I am terribly sorry for you, because you wasted three hours watching a complete dumpster fire that started Tyson Ross doing his best impression of Ross Ohlendorf. The ace of the San Diego rotation faced eight Cubs while only retiring one. Five of those eight batters scored, and three of them were given free passes to first.
Things weren't any better on the offensive side of things. The Friars struck out nine times, had no extra base hits, and only drew two walks.