Earlier this week, Lee Dresie wrote a story comparing this year's Danny Green to the Grizzlies' Tony Allen. In the next game the Spurs played, Green went off from deep. What follows is the transcript of a chimeric phone conversation set earlier this morning.
RIIIIINNNNGGG. RIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG.
ME: Hello?
VOICE: Did you watch the game Wednesday night?
ME: Which game?
VOICE: The Spurs game, obviously. We beat the Pelicans.
ME: We? Who is this?
VOICE: Danny Green. Or as you called me, "Tony Allen." You know, the guy who can't shoot.