The Spurs are not considered a high-profile team. Not a lot of extra-curricular news stories that shock and awe in The Alamo City.
The back-and-forth between Keldon Johnson and Mariah Carey on social media had at least one Pounder comment that their ages (21 and 50 respectively) would most likely not produce a love connection.
Another comment elicited a memory of Tony Parker and Eva Longoria, probably the most high-profile Spurs relationship.
And then again, there was the time Dennis Rodman starting bringing Madonna to Spurs games.
For starters, Rodman turned out to look like the least Spursy player in franchise history.