You’ve probably seen the ubiquitous Beats by Dre commercials starring the likes of Kevin Garnett and Colin Kaepernick, in which pro athletes use the high-end headphones to shield themselves from the static of the outside world — nasty fans, ignorant reporters, etc.
Next up is none other than Tony Parker in a short spot for the French market coinciding with the start of EuroBasket 2015. As a non-French speaking, I have no idea what he’s saying in his fictitious phone conversation with soccer legend Thierry Henry. But it’s probably something along the lines of “go kick butt man” before Parker faces an aggressive question from Fake Reporter Guy about wasting precious time/energy on the national team.