Welcome back to 48 Minutes of Hell’s Little ‘Shop of Horrors, a recurring segment where I make terrifying Spurs-related Photoshop abominations. In today’s special offseason installment, Popovich rebuilds his roster with some fava beans and a nice chianti, Patty Mills finds a bench buddy to replace Aron Baynes, the Spurs dominate Summer League, and we fast forward to the future for Matt Bonner’s jersey retirement ceremony. Enjoy!
***