It was, of course, the day after the Spurs’ crushing defeat in game 7 of the 2013 Finals. Not even 24 hours after the single most depressing moment in San Antonio sports history, James posted an Instagram video to describe his elation at winning his second title.
The video, filmed inappropriately close to James’ Thanos chin, felt like 13 seconds of someone prodding at my arteries with plastic cutlery. Not only did the Finals MVP remind the world that he just stole his second ring from Tim Duncan the previous day, but he also delivered the entire message with a stank face.